anastasia's rants

loki-dokey:

popculturebrain:

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

And Lily showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”

Uncle Marshall brought an army

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

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Make a fist and put it in the center of this.

The dots appear to come faster.

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SHIT WHAT IS THAT?!

What the actual fuck…I CANT EVEN!

marinarasauce182:

Lol, Erica #drawsomething #cerealguy (Taken with instagram)

charlesoftermina:

ifbythisyoumeanthat:

sorenhateseverything:

good

At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard.

JEEZUS MAN, at least Ezio stood up to bat for this task.

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james—vega:

conradverner:

captain-assbutt:

Nen has been known to transform any rhinoceros into a lizard. Additionally, she has the power to take control of birds and she can tunnel through solid glass, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Nen has a remarkable combat sense, but only when angry. Also, she is able to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to boost her endurance and she has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind. Nen owns a spectacular breath-taking cloth refuge. Terribly, Nen is notorious for being foolish.

Nen has been known to transform any rhinoceros into a lizard

transform any rhinoceros into a lizard

TRANSFORM ANY RHINOCEROS INTO A LIZARD

Conrad Verner has a fantastic intelligence. He possesses the power to deflect psychic blasts and he has been known to spin like a whirlwind. Conrad Verner attacks wielding a cruel sword and he has the power to confuse the vision of a rival. Additionally, he developed the talent to transform his body into glass and he lords over a pattern of birds. Conrad Verner is able to tunnel through solid titanium and he can transform any earthworm into a horse, however only in the presence of a robot. Also, he has learned to communicate with spiders from a distance. Terribly, Conrad Verner is deathly afraid of antelopes.

WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO CANON?!

James Vega possesses the power to communicate with jellyfish verbally. He also has been known to take control of sorcerors and he has mastered the ability to launch ice blasts from his forehead toward a single rival. James Vega is able to view distant locations with his mind and he can steal the appearance of his foes and use it against them. He likewise has developed all of the powers and talents of a bee and he developed the talent to confuse the smell of an antagonist. Unfortunately, James Vega becomes sticky in the presence of air.

misi has developed all of the powers and talents of a sloth, but only in bright light. She likewise can transform any elk into fire and she can run along ramps of wood using a fantastic jetpack, however never when scared. misi has learned to sculpt and mold all string with a thought and she possesses the power to make butterflies appear from nowhere. Tragically, misi takes harm from exposure to silver.

ACCURATE

bethany possesses the power to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it toward a single antagonist. Also, she is able to take control of owls and she has an awe-inspiring ability to predict the future. bethany has the ability to become immovable.

(Source: superpasta)